North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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