All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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