Non-Jews are for practice
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I will be naked everywhere
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
