The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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