maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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