you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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