Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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