I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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