mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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