Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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