So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I understand Curling. That high.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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