Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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