Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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