Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize