No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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