My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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