3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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