do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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