White coat. Heels.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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