I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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