I need help removing her.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Randomize
