I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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