i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize