Are we in a gay sports bar?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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