And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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