Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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