NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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