All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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