Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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