My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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