Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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