So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
