I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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