And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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