Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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