I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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