remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
it glows. i had to have it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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