I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How's work?
Spinning.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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