Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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