we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
