If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just want nice things and good sex
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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