I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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