i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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