i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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