no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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