Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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