Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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