accomplished twins. life is a go
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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