garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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