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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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