She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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