I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize
